Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Funny Lyrics

Margaret, I dedicate this post to you since I am still laughing about your post on funny song lyrics. Doesn't this picture of Fergie just make you laugh? She is so ridiculous, but somehow I found myself cracking up on the way home from running tonight ,when I caught myself whole heartedly singing these lyrics by Fergie:
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do

And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

Okay, I realize that most of you may not find this funny, but it is so funny to realize that the lyrics of most "Pop" songs are so dumb. Don't even get me going on "My Humps"

Another song that made me laugh when it came on the on the other day by Brian McKnight singing (and this also brought me funny memories of college Margaret):
1 you're like a dream come true
2 just wanna be with you
3 girl its plain to see that you're the only one for me and...
4 repeat steps one through 3
5 make you fall in love with me
If ever i belive My work is done So i start back at one\
These lyrics make no sense and are just silly. And finally, the one that made me laugh the hardest from Margaret's blog was by the lovely faith hill singing:
If I could grant you one wish
I wish you could see the way you kiss

Of all of the wishes in the world that she could wish.... she wished that her man could see the way he kisses? Chris, if you read this.... please know that if you ever could grant one wish.. I don't want to see the way I kiss you :).
Okay sorry.. that's it. Please do share your funny pop lyrics with me so I can laugh for another 6 months (I am easily amused ).


adrienne said...

Aaaahh! I also think of you and Margaret every time I hear that Brian McKnight song. What was your version?? I also have to laugh at Fergie! One day recently I heard "Humps" and I was mesmerized by the lyrics! Did someone really seriously write this?!
I don't know if you remember the song "Some Kind of Wonderful" by Sky. I looked it up. I used to like this song in high school, but I could never figure out the lyrics, because they make no sense.

I came upon my crossroads yesterday
I met her on a ship just west of Eyeball Bay
we ate fish and we listened to some old time rock'n roll
she said "you can call me baby if you'll let me hold your soul"
but it's because she's wonderful
the guys they look her way
she's some kinda big shot

Chorus :
she's some kinda wonderful
she makes a mean steak
and she's an' eyeful
my baby she's some kinda wonderful to me
she's some kinda wonderful to me
she's some kinda wonderful
forget it snowflake she is mine
so you just say she's wonderful
and then be on your way
she's some kinda wonderful you see

we bought a little house on highball way
great kids, nice home
and a brand new chevrolet
all my neighbors and friends say
the wife is a little strange
I know the eyes are freaky
and the horns are there to stay"

Apparently he wrote it about a dream he had where he married the devil. Okay...

breanna said...

well i don't have any lyrics, but fergie's foot looks SO BIG!!!!!!

Margaret said...

Thanks for the post dedication!
Fergie's lyrics always make me laugh. So ridiculous. That Brian McKnight song....everytime I hear it I put our lyrics into it.

I'll think of some silly lyrics I've heard lately and post them on here later.

Margaret said...

Okay Kara...had some time to post.

One of my favorite opening lines is Michael Jacksons 'Bad': "Your butt is mine."

Avril Lavigne: "He was a boy and she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?" Wait wait Avril. HE is a boy? and SHE is a girl? oh duh!

Anything by Color Me Badd....I Wanna Sex You Up and I Adore Mi Amore. Remember our band, Color Me Naughty?

Anyway, that is all I can think of right now. If I think of more I'll post.

And Bree is right. Fergies foot looks huge.

Hondo said...

Check out the video "Chris recites Beyonce"